Chicago, IL – The second-most important job of anyone attending this weekend’s Lollapalooza festival in Chicago (besides dancing like everyone was looking) was picking out just the right outfit.

Sure, there were booty shorts and tank tops for days. But nothing said ”I’m special” like a totally ridiculous message T-shirt. And so, we give your our 14 favorite ones from the weekend:

Look At His Butt

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The Hound Wants His F-in’ Chicken

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That’s Just Mean!

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We’re Guessing You

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Donald Dope

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Beats, Not Bombs

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BananaPalooza

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Harsh

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Panda-la Anderson

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High-Senberg

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Dope For Dogs

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Pugnapple

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Sweat Is For Suckers

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Straight Cruizin’

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